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The Apocalypse. . . Puritan-style

So presumably if you are reading this blog post, you were not one of the Chosen to be raptured away before the time of tribulations begins. (This is unless the ethereal plane has WiFi.) Yes, the prediction made by Harold Camping, 89-year-old civil engineer-turned-radio evangelist, has gone the way of so many other apocalyptic predictions.

According to an article in the New York Times, Camping confessed to being “flabbergasted” that May 21st came and went without some eschatological event: “I was truly wondering what is going on. In my mind, I went back through all of the promises God has made, all of the proofs, all of the signs and everything was fitting perfectly, so what in the world happened? I really was praying and praying and praying, oh Lord, what happened?”

Yet, like many other prophets of the End of Days, Camping has revised his predictions in light of the fact that we are all still here. As Camping now tells it, May 21st was an “invisible Judgement Day” (I guess you needed special 3-D Revelations glasses to see it) and that all the horrific events of the Apocalypse will now happen on Oct0ber 21st.  If you find this to be a confusing bit of illogical gymnastics, consider Camping’s method for arriving at the May 21st date. In his piece for Salon.com, David S. Renyolds summarizes succinctly Camping’s numerological calculations (he’s an engineer after all).  From what I can glean, part of Camping’s “Bible-based math” involves multiplying a set of arbitrary numbers to arrive at 722,500, supposedly the number of days between the Crucifixion and the Rapture.

 (Here’s Letterman’s Top 10 Camping excuses for why the world didn’t end.)

All of this talk of eschatology, the branch of Christian theology devoted to understanding the end of the world, over the past few days has prompted me to write this post about the most prominent apocalyptic sect of Christians in England during the 17th-century, the Fifth Monarchists. Dating from the early 1640s, the Fifth Monarchists (FMs), a.k.a. the Fifth Monarchy Men, based their belief that they were living through the end of times on Daniel 2:44: “And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, [but] it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.” Here’s how their interpretation went: the Kingdom of Christ would come after the fall of four other earthly kingdoms, each representing one of the four horns of the Beast described in Revelations. The FMs identified the other four kingdoms as the Persian, Greek, Egyptian, and Roman – now Roman meant for them the Roman Catholic Church, of which they saw the Anglican Church as part. Their eschatological belief informed how they understood the monumental upheaval of the English Civil War (ECW). For them, the Parliamentary forces in seeking to overthrow Charles I were actually participating in apocalyptic events. That is, the defeat of the King would bring about a new age, or millennium, which, for some, included Christ’s Second Coming. (This is what historians mean when they refer to Puritan millenarian beliefs.)

Before continuing on to explain how the FMs had to revise their apocalyptic predictions, I should contextualize this sect within the religious turbulence of 1640s/1650s England. Part of the motivation for the ECW was religious. As I mentioned in earlier posts, the Puritans wished to abolish the episcopacy, partly because they saw it as a leftover from the Catholic Church and also due to their desire for religious freedom. Once the Puritans essentially did get rid of the college of bishops, the floodgates were open for many different sects, or cults depending on your view, of Christianity to practice freely. Such groups as the Ranters, so called for their tendency to break out into spontaneous preaching; the Quakers, a derogatory term referring to the group’s habit of “quaking” during their services; and the Seekers, those who believed God’s will trumped human law and sought it through prayer, emerged into prominence. (Thomas Edwards actually published a tract, Gangreana [1646], cataloguing all of the different sects that sprung up during this period. Edwards’ thesis is that these sects were the result of the confusion of the war.)

So back to the FMs. So how did they deal with the fact that Christ’s kingdom didn’t follow the beheading of Charles I? Well, they went back and reinterpreted the Bible to see where they went wrong. And surprise, surprise, they found “new” evidence that they had overlooked before.  In Daniel 7: 2-8 there is described a little horn growing out of the fourth. This “little horn” turned out to be none other than Oliver Cromwell. (While prominent FMs, like John Simpsons and John Rogers, would denounce the Lord Protector, it was Anna Trapnell, a prophetess who gained notoriety during the 1640s/50s, who first identified Cromwell as the “little horn.”) Andrew Marvell derides the FMs denunciation of Cromwell in his poem “The First Anniversary.” Marvell describes how the FMs are waiting for Cromwell’s reign to crumble so that their “new king the fifth scepter might shake.”(ln. 263) (Interestingly, Marvell equates the tendency of members of these radical Christian sects to “fall” during their services to the Prophet Mahomet’s epilepsy, saying that Simpson would read volumes into his “sacred foam.”)

Incredibly, Cromwell showed a remarkable, for him at least, amount of tolerance towards the FMs. He did include 12 FMs in his “Bare Bones” Parliament. Also, Cromwell partly shared their millenarian beliefs. For example, Cromwell initiated actions during the Interregnum to allow Jews to be legally permitted back into England. (They had been expelled formally in 1290 under Edward I.) Cromwell, however, did so due to the belief that the conversion of the Jews would be one of the events that would lead to the end of days. In this way, Cromwell anticipated the support for the country of Israel by some modern day Christian sects who likewise see the conversion of the Jews as part of the Apocalypse.

So to wrap things up for this week, we can see Harold Camping as participating in the long line of eschatological prophets who have overlooked one of the most important passages in the Bible: “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in Heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” (Matthew 24:36)

Works Referred to

Bennet, Martyn. The Civil Wars in Britain and Ireland: 1638-1651 (Oxford: Blackwell, 1997)

The Cambridge Companion to Writing the English Revolution. ed. N.H.Keeble (New York: Cambridge University Press, 2001)

Purkiss, Diane. The English Civil War: Papists, Gentlewomen, Soldiers, and Witchfinders in the Birth of Modern Britain (New York: Basic Books, 2006)

Fraser, Antonia. Cromwell. (New York: Grover Press, 1973)

Oliver Cromwell, Home Brewer

 

For those who might not know, May 16th through May 22nd marks American Craft Brew Week.  So definitely go out and have a pint of your favorite non-macro brew, i.e. any beer that does not have a TV commercial spot running nationally. Personally, I am going to find a Rogue Shakespeare Stout, even though this is not the season for it at all. Or, if possible, I will enjoy a Victory Hop Devil IPA.

I actually came to the craft beer world in a roundabout way. My wife is a sales rep for a large Mid-Western alcohol distributor and a beer enthusiast/blogger. (Not to shill too much, but I highly recommend checking out her blog kimandtonic.com.) While we were still dating, she told me that I passed her initial test by not ordering what she terms “yellow fizzy water” when we went to the bar. I can honestly claim that I married into a beer family. Not only does my wife have a near encyclopedic knowledge of all things beer (she can explain the difference between the IBU and ABV of a beer), but my father-in-law is a home brewer. Currently he has a home brewed bourbon porter on tap that is excellent.

So in keeping with the theme of this blog, tying what is happening today to some aspect of Renaissance England, I am devoting this post to the 17th century’s most controversial brewer, Oliver Cromwell. Yes, a little known fact about the Lord Protector is that he came from a family of brewers.

In her in-depth tome of a biography of Cromwell, Antonia Fraser briefly touches on Cromwell’s brewing activities and how it became a source of satire for his critics. As Dame Fraser tells it, Cromwell’s father, Robert, certainly enjoyed the use of his brew-house and most likely the family kept up the practice. (It should be noted that beer was the most consumed beverage, even above water. This is not due to a high rate of alcoholism but since water was not purified as it is today. In a way, brewing was a means of purification.) At any rate, Cromwell’s detractors used the term “brewer” as an insult, remarking on his common background. Fraser cites a poem, entitled “The Protecting Brewer” that picks up this theme used to attack Cromwell: 

A brewer may be as bold as Hector

When as he had drunk his cup of nectar

And as a brewer may be a Lord Protector

As nobody can deny.

Now historians/biographers are divided on how to understand Oliver Cromwell. On the one hand, there is the picture of probably one of the greatest military leaders that England has ever had, and one of his greatest contributions to the modern military was the New Model Army. In 1645 the Parliamentary forces were losing the English Civil war to the Royalist army. It was thought, particularly by Cromwell, that Parliamentarians’ failure in the battle field was due to the fact that MPs could actually serve as army officers. As he stated to Parliament: “I do conceive if the Army be put into another method, and the War more vigorously prosecuted, the People can bear the War no longer, and will enforce you to dishonorable peace.” For Cromwell, there was a conflict of interest between those in Parliament who wished to prolong the war and those in the army who wanted a swift victory. So out of this controversy came the Self-Denying Ordinance, which prohibited any MPs from serving as army commanders. In addition, this legislation allowed for the formation of a new type of army, one that would be better disciplined, drilled, and paid. Most importantly, though, this new army stressed uniformity. Prior, English armies had been a hodge-podge of armed militias from various parts of the country, and often local affiliation trumped national identity. The New Model Army stressed uniformity, having its members dress in the same uniform, the red coat being the predominant feature of the attire. (This is where the nickname ”Red Coats” came for the British Army.) At any rate, Cromwell served as the Lieutant-General of the cavalry. At the battle of Naseby on June 13th 1645 the New Model Army proved its mettle, delivering a disastrous blow to Charles I’s forces.

                                                                                (This battle became the decisive turning point in the war.)

While a great military leader, Cromwell proved to be impatient with due political process. Having defeated Charles I in the first part of the English Civil War, the army was once again growing restless with Parliament. Here’s what happened: in 1646, Charles I had been captured by Parliamentary forces. For the next three years he would be imprisoned, during which time he nearly escaped once, was moved to the Isle of Wight (pronounced “wait”), and held secret correspondence with the Scots. Many army officers wanted a speedier resolution to the matter, so in 1648, Col. Thomas Pride staged essentially a military coup d’état and purged Parliament of those unwilling to move forward with actions against the King, all done under the approval of Henry Ireton (Cromwell’s son-in-law) and Cromwell himself. This would not be the last time that Cromwell would use the military to exert his will on Parliament when they did not move fast enough for him. In 1653 he would actually force out of Westminster those MPs who still remained from Pride’s Purge (these MPs made up what is known as the Rump Parliament), telling them they had sat too long. To give the pretense of a representative form of government, Cromwell formed the “Bare Bones” Parliament, essentially his cronies.  In this year, Cromwell took the title of Lord Protector, which was the name for the position of the one who governed in the monarch’s stead when s/he was not of age. Historians and biographers debate whether this is evidence of his own ambitions to be king.

 (Here’s a clip from Cromwell (1970) starring Richard Harris as Cromwell and Alec Guinness as Charles I. In the scene Cromwell forcibly expells the Rump Parliament. The movie, in my opinion, paints way too favorable of a picture of Cromwell as the reluctant savior of his country.) 

The last thing I want to discuss is Cromwell’s massacring of the Irish at Drogheda and Wexford in September and October 1649.  Back in 1641, there was an Irish uprising against the English plantation owners. (What a surprise, when you systematically push people of their homeland they don’t take it well.) Anyway, the reports of the uprising where greatly exaggerated in England – the Irish rebels were said to have killed pregnant women and put English babies on pikes!

(Here’s a woodcut of the uprising depicting what the English public thought happened.)

Well, when Cromwell had the opportunity to take the army over to Ireland to suppress the rebellion, he was merciless. In taking Drogheda, his men killed soldier and civilian alike. (The total death count is estimated between 2,000 to 4,000.) As the Parliamentary army progressed southward, Cromwell would continue his tactic of frightening other pockets of Irish resistance by not preventing his men from savagely killing around one thousand five hundred Irish at Wexford. Some reports, Irish and English, remark that women were not spared either. (See Fraser, 345 and Martyn Bennett’s The Civil War in Britain and Ireland, 1638-1651, 330)

As you might tell, my own opinion of Cromwell is rather condemnatory. His government was essentially a military dictatorship. In his rule was combined the lethal ingredients of military impatience, religious ideology, and personal ambition. I think I will leave you with Monty Python’s song to Oliver Cromwell. The Pythons capture the enigmatic quality of the Lord Protector, particularly when they mention how the only sound you could hear after Charles I is beheaded is the “solitary giggle from Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector.”