Commemorating Sir Thomas More, who gave us Utopia

Well, it has been just over a month since my last post. I must apologize to any regular readers of this blog for this extend period of silence, yet there is a very excusable reason. Early last month, I was sent the pageproofs for my forthcoming book, the release date for which is Oct. 11th, 2011, to read over one last time for any minor corrections that I would like to make. In addition, I had to compile my index. Now, if you have not created an index before, it actually is a fascinating intellectual exercise. A writer is forced to map the book’s discussion in such a way as to offer entrance points for readers. I think it is comparable to the connect-the-dot coloring books I use to have as a child, the ones where the picture of a dragon or whatever begins to form as one draws the individual lines.

Moreover, I received some very exciting news: Carolyn Merchant has written an endorsement for the book! Here it is:

A fascinating, well-argued comparison between Francis Bacon’s narrative of recovering human dominion over nature and 17th century skeptics who deny its possibility. Funari draws insightful parallels with today’s proponents of technological solutions and environmental philosophers who propose new ways of living with the more-than-human world. Of interest to anyone who wishes to see how history and literature can inform the roots of today’s environmental crisis.

So my part with regards to the book is over. That is, a project that has been 4 years in the making has reached its final form. Some of my family and friends have asked how it feels to be done with this project. My honest answer to them is that I am trying not to think about it. I suppose it is comparable in a much lesser degree to sending a child out into the world, hoping that you have done everything to prepare them for the harshness they may encounter. In this way, I think that the Latin poet Catullus captures it best: “Cui dono lepidum novom libellum/ Arida modo pumice expolitum?” (“To whom do I give this new little book,/ polished by the dry pumice stone?”)

Also, I want to suggest a new blog to any readers interested in history and cinema. Gabs Roman, a close friend who was invaluable in helping me with different facets of getting my manuscript ready for the printers, has a new blog, entitled Historic Histrionics.  You’ll find here insightful, witty, and, hopefully, irreverent commentaries on Hollywood’s often inaccurate depiction of the past. This is a blog very well worth your time.  (Gabs and I are planning a live Tweeting session for Robert Emmerich’s Anonymous.)

Alright, then, now to the Renaissance in today’s culture. Some of you may know that today actually commemorates Henry VIII’s beheading of arguably the greatest intellectual figure of English history, Sir/St. Thomas More.

The portrait of More as Lord Chancellor.

In 1534 to further his attempt to divorce Catherine of Aragon and marry Ann Boleyn, Henry VIII pushed through Parliament the Act of Supremacy, essentially establishing the Episcopal Church and declaring himself supreme head. To add a side note here, Henry’s break with the Roman Catholic Church was partially precipitated by events happening on the Continent: Catherine’s nephew, the Emperor Charles V, was essentially holding the Pope Leo X hostage while Henry petitioned him for a divorce.

Back to More. Having resigned his position as Henry’s Lord Chancellor in 1532, a position that he had held since 1529, More tried to escape from public view and quietly retire away from a political scene that was increasingly become hostile to him. Unfortunately this did not work out. More was the intellectual figure of Henry’s England: he had an international reputation as a scholar and corresponded with much of the European intelligentsia. (Erasmus was a close personal friend of More, but more on that in a bit.) So when More remained silent when asked to take the Oath of Supremacy, much was made of it. (More’s strategy was that as long as he remained silent on the question of the King’s Supremacy over the Church, he was not committing high treason.) When brought to trial, Henry’s Solicitor General, Sir Richard Rich, claimed that More had told him in prison that Parliament did not have the legal authority to declare the King the Head of the Church. Though no other evidence was offered against More, the verdict was pretty much a forgone conclusion. Robert Bolt’s play, A Man for All Season (1966), portrays More as struggling to hold onto his convictions while seeking the safety of his family.  Here’s a clip from the film adaptation of Bolt’s play, starring Paul Scofield as More and Robert Shaw as Henry VIII. In this clip More has just been convicted of high treason  and at last speaks his conscious:

And just because I thought that Jeremy Northam did a superb job portraying More, here is a clip from the Tudors, season 2:

In the image of the martyr who died resisting Henry VIII’s tyranny, I think an important facet of More’s character is often overlooked – his sense of humor. (Erasmus, the European intellectual of the early 16th c., dedicated his most well-known book, The Praise of Folly (1509), to More. The Latin title of The Praise of Folly  [Moriae Econium] is actually a pun on More’s name.) The work of More that best conveys his sardonic wit is Utopia (1519).

This is the frontispiece for the 1516 edition. It is a map of the fictional Isle of Utopia.

Begun while on a diplomatic mission in Antwerp, Utopia is fictional account of a supposedly ideal society that has been isolated from the rest of the world for centuries. From the beginning of the book, More demands a very attentive reader. The text this layered: it appears as More’s letter to Peter Giles which includes More’s transcription of Raphael Hythlodeaus’s description of his travels in Utopia that does not begin until the second part. More removes the reader thrice textually from Utopia itself. Moreover, More gives a few puns, often lost in translation, that signal to the reader the irony of the text. Hythlodeaus’s name is an amalgamation of two Greek words, hythlas that translates to “non-sense” and daiein, “to distribute.” So the person offering an account of a utopian society is a peddler of non-sense. Furthermore, utopia, a word which More himself originated from Greek, can be translated one of two ways, either as eu-topia, essentially a “good” place, or as ou-topos, “no place.”

Rather than summarize the entire window into Utopian civilization that More creates via Hythlodeaus, here are just some highlights:

1) Utopians have a communist economy: there is no conception of private ownership, nor is there any monetary system. While there is an abundance of precious metals and gems, these are used to pay foreign mercenaries to fight their wars. Hythlodeaus notes how the wearing of gold actually marks one as a slave, while citizens wear leather jerkins of the craftsmen. (You can see why More’s text appealed so much to Marxist scholars of the 1960s.)

2) In his description of the cultural rituals, Hythlodeaus recounts the custom of the betrothed couple having the opportunity to see each other naked prior to being wedded. If we take More as being sincere here, he is being incredibly progressive, suggesting the importance of sexual compatibility for a successful marriage.

3) The Utopians live in a rigid society, that constantly polices its citizens. For example, the size of the households, of which there are sixteen in each of the fifty-four cities that make up Utopia, is strictly maintained between ten and sixteen adults. Or in order to travel between the different cities, one must gain the permission of the local magistrate, or in Utopian language, the syphogrant. Idleness is not tolerated. As Hythlodeaus claims, “So you see that nowhere is there any chance to be idle; there is no excuse for laziness, no wine taverns, no alehouses, no brothels . . . no hangouts.”

Before delving into his account of Utopia, Hythlodeaus tells More that had he seen Utopia firsthand like he himself had and live there for five and half years, “then doubtless you would grant that you never saw people well ordered, but only there.” Here Hythlodeaus voices the irony that pervades More’s text: unless you have actually lived in Utopia you will never be able to live in Utopia. Or as Clarence H. Miller states in his introduction to the Yale University Press edition: “We are always being brought back to the basic paradox: the institutions cannot be introduced unless they have already been introduced” (xvi).

“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow” – this week’s post will be a little late

To those weekly readers of Renaissance Matters:

This week’s post will be a bit late. I have just started teaching an intensive one-month long composition course. This week’s post dedicated to Scottish nationalism will be up tomorrow.

In the meantime, I wanted to give you an advance preview of my first book’s cover design.

The release date for the book is Oct. 11,2011.

Schwarzenegger and Edwards at home in the court of Charles II.

So the Department of Justice has decided to move forward with charges against John Edwards for possibly illegally using campaign funds to cover up his affair with Rielle Hunter. The price to hide his infidelity from the public eye while campaigning for the presidency with his cancer stricken wife: approximately $1 million. I have to give credit to my wife who couldn’t see the logic to the government’s case: not spending the funds to hush up the affair would have hurt his election chances. In other words, the money was spent on a legitimate campaign expense.

The news of the DOJ’s indictment of Edwards comes on the heels of another very prominent politician admitting to an extramarital affair. A week after announcing his separation from, Maria Shriver, his wife of 25 years, Arnold Schwarzenegger publicly admitted to his affair with a member of his household staff, who bore him a son ten years ago. (Let’s be honest, though, Schwarzenegger’s affair can hardly come as a shock to most, considering the numerous women who came forward during his 2003 gubernatorial campaign with charges of his having molested them, charges, btw, that he did not dispute.)

While this blog is not the space to begin exploring the intersection of male power and infidelity nor the long tradition of American’s scrutinizing of our politicians’ sexual lives I did come across an excellent opinion piece on Salon.com, “The upside of ‘puritanical’ politics.” In her article, Alyssa Battistoni argues that while the American tradition of “finger-pointing” and “redemption” regarding male politician’s sexual indiscretions has become essentially an empty ritual, or “pageantry,” the French mode of turning a blind eye simply effaces the underlying imbalanced access to power, that “men have the power, and women have sex with the power.”  For Battistoni, neither the American nor the French model offers a means of critiquing in a nuanced way the relationship between sex, gender, and power: whereas the American model focuses on the individual failings of the man, eschewing the personal and the political, the French simply tacitly sanctions the mindset that presents women as “prizes” for successful men. As Battistoni sums up, “The fact is that for all their differences, neither the French nor the American approach really takes seriously the challenge of addressing the culture of deference to powerful men, or of talking about the difficult and often ambiguous questions around the public relevance of sexual politics.”

With this recent spate of powerful men having their philandering brought to light, I am reminded of the libertine court of Charles II.

John Malkovich as Charles II in The Libertine (2004)

Now here was a realm where drunken debauchery was the order of the day. Before I get into the epic sexcapades that were the hallmark of the Restoration court, let me give a bit of context. Kings and their affairs/ illegitimate children were nothing new to the English monarchy. (Royal marriages were political arrangements that in no way resembled the highly romanticized ideal of Kate and William.)  Typically, these bastard offspring of the kings would be made into lesser nobles, see Henry VIII’s son Henry FitzRoy (“Son of the King”) who was made 1st Duke of Richmond and Somerset. Charles II, however, out did himself in this aspect of his reign.

Culture has a pendulum-like dynamic to it –  a swing one way in social, political, moral attitudes is often corrected by an equal movement in the opposite direction. Such a correction happened in England at the beginning of 1660. Following an almost two-decade long Puritanical rule, that concluded with the brief reign of Cromwell’s inept son, Richard (a.k.a “Tumble Down Dick”), the Stuart monarchy was brought back, or restored. After yet another army coup of Parliament in 1659, led by Generals Lambert and Monk, Charles II was invited back to London on May 1st, 1660 to be crowned. Throughout his reign, Charles would be linked to numerous mistresses, such as Louise de Kéroualle (Duchess of Portsmouth) and Barbara Palmer (Countess of Castlemaine). Charles’ taste for mistresses was not confined to the aristocracy; he often found lovers on the stage. (It was during the Restoration that England adopted the Continental practice of allowing women actresses.) The most famous of Charles’ “common” mistresses was Nell Gywn, an actress who would bear Charles two sons. (Interestingly, with all of the illegitimate children Charles would have, nine in all, he would die without an heir, paving the way for his Catholic brother, James II.)

Louise de Keroualle, Duchess of Portsmouth. 1682 by Pierre Mignard

Nell Gwyn depicted as Cupid, circa 1672

Now there was reasonable public concern about how much influence these mistresses had over Charles. For example, Kéroualle, being French, was thought to be attempting to convert Charles to Catholicism. Worry over the French Catholic influence via Kéroualle was so palpable that she would often have her carriage pelted with mud and rocks by Londoners. One time, Nell’s carriage was mistaken for Kéroualle’s and was likewise attacked. The story goes that Nell leaned out the window and shouted, “Nay good people, I am the Protestant whore.” All of this philandering took its toll on the royal coffers. When Charles lamented his financial straits to his “good Nelly,” she told flatly how to remedy the situation: “Send the French [Kéroualle] to France again, set me on the stage again, and lock up your own cod-piece.”  (Moll Davis, another one of Charles’ mistresses from the stage, supposedly received an annual pension of a £1,ooo. Although, as Nell Gywn’s biographer, Charles Beauclerk remarks, with the death of Charles on Feb. 14th, 1685, his mistresses were for all intents and purposes thrown out into the cold.)

If it seems that I am reducing Charles II’s time on the throne to merely his affairs, I do not mean to. Charles was a great patron of the emerging scientific community – it was under his reign that the Royal Society was granted its initial charter. However, even those in his closest circles felt Charles was easily swayed by his sexual desires. John Wilmot, the 2nd earl of Rochester, satirized Charles’ susceptibility to his mistresses in a lampoon that he accidently gave to the King. (A heads-up: the language may be offensive to those who have never read Rochester’s poetry before. Hell, it may even be offensive still to those who have.) 

Rochester was certainly not a prude himself. On his death, he claimed to having been drunk for three years straight. Moreover, Rochester's wife and mistress both shared the same first name, Elizabeth, and each gave birth to daughters, named Elizabeth.

Rochester portrays Charles as entirely given over to the whims of his penis, placing the fate of England in the hands (pun intended) of his mistresses: “Nor are his high desires above his strength:/ His scepter and his prick are of a length;/ And she may sway the one who plays with th’other” (lns. 10-12). Rochester expresses an anti-monarchial sentiment in voicing his fear that Charles appears to care less for the welfare of his people than for satisfying his lust: “Though safety, law, religion, life lay on’t,/ ‘Twould break through all to make its way to cunt” (lns. 18-19) Rochester finishes by describing the efforts that “Nelly” has to go through to “raise the member she enjoys.” (Earlier in the poem, Rochester hints at Charles’ impotence.)

With all of the sex scandals of men in power – Schwarzenegger, Edwards, and, to be Continental, Berlusconi, Rochester’s lampoon of Charles II may have some more currency for our conversation about sex, power, and gender.

Oh, Roland Emmerich, Why Must You Do This?

Well, the summer movie season is rapidly coming into full swing, and I have my list of big-budget, computer-generated-special-effects-loaded, blockbuster mind candy all set. Topping my must-see list are X-Men: First Class (I am willing to give the franchise another shot after the disaster that was X-Men 3) and, of course, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2 (I am waiting for Molly Weasely’s line, “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!”)

However, there is one film that I am dreading on a professional, academic, and, yes, personal level, Anonymous. What Roland Emmerich did to climatology with The Day After Tomorrow (2004) he is now doing to Shakespearean criticism.  Here’s the trailer for the film:

(It seems that Emmerich is adopting Edward de Vere’s candidancy for authorship.)

I am going to blog about this film when it comes out. But just to give a little bit of insight into this whole question about the authorship of the plays and poems we, i.e. scholars, ascribe to William Shakespeare, the controversy boils down to this: those anti-Shakespeare proponents don’t feel that someone with Shakespeare’s rustic background could have the knowledge to write his works. In other words, his plays and poetry reflect the mind of a person incredibly widely read in classical literature, familiar with nautical terms, an initimate knowledge of British history, and exposure to the world at court. The skeptics of Shakespeare’s authorship don’t believe that someone with his limited education and family background could write such literary masterpieces. The underlying motivation here is elitism.

To offer a relevant ancedote, I once was teaching Merchant of Venice at a Yeshiva, a private Jewish school. (Yes, the irony did not escape me at all.) Well, everyday, one of my students would always derail the discussion I was trying to get going by proclaiming, “You know, Shakespeare probably didn’t even write this play.” Years later, as I thought about this incredibly annoying student, I realized one of the reasons for people constantly bringing up this question again and again: it is an easy way to sound intelligent. As with the 9/11 conspiracists or the Birthers, to claim that Shakespeare didn’t write these plays and we have all been hoodwinked by a 400-year-old hoax makes one seem like s/he is in the know, has figured it all out. 

Allow me to say something to those Shakespeare conspiracy theory devotees: who cares! They are still great plays and poems!

The Apocalypse. . . Puritan-style

So presumably if you are reading this blog post, you were not one of the Chosen to be raptured away before the time of tribulations begins. (This is unless the ethereal plane has WiFi.) Yes, the prediction made by Harold Camping, 89-year-old civil engineer-turned-radio evangelist, has gone the way of so many other apocalyptic predictions.

According to an article in the New York Times, Camping confessed to being “flabbergasted” that May 21st came and went without some eschatological event: “I was truly wondering what is going on. In my mind, I went back through all of the promises God has made, all of the proofs, all of the signs and everything was fitting perfectly, so what in the world happened? I really was praying and praying and praying, oh Lord, what happened?”

Yet, like many other prophets of the End of Days, Camping has revised his predictions in light of the fact that we are all still here. As Camping now tells it, May 21st was an “invisible Judgement Day” (I guess you needed special 3-D Revelations glasses to see it) and that all the horrific events of the Apocalypse will now happen on Oct0ber 21st.  If you find this to be a confusing bit of illogical gymnastics, consider Camping’s method for arriving at the May 21st date. In his piece for Salon.com, David S. Renyolds summarizes succinctly Camping’s numerological calculations (he’s an engineer after all).  From what I can glean, part of Camping’s “Bible-based math” involves multiplying a set of arbitrary numbers to arrive at 722,500, supposedly the number of days between the Crucifixion and the Rapture.

 (Here’s Letterman’s Top 10 Camping excuses for why the world didn’t end.)

All of this talk of eschatology, the branch of Christian theology devoted to understanding the end of the world, over the past few days has prompted me to write this post about the most prominent apocalyptic sect of Christians in England during the 17th-century, the Fifth Monarchists. Dating from the early 1640s, the Fifth Monarchists (FMs), a.k.a. the Fifth Monarchy Men, based their belief that they were living through the end of times on Daniel 2:44: “And in the days of these kings shall the God of heaven set up a kingdom, which shall never be destroyed: and the kingdom shall not be left to other people, [but] it shall break in pieces and consume all these kingdoms, and it shall stand for ever.” Here’s how their interpretation went: the Kingdom of Christ would come after the fall of four other earthly kingdoms, each representing one of the four horns of the Beast described in Revelations. The FMs identified the other four kingdoms as the Persian, Greek, Egyptian, and Roman – now Roman meant for them the Roman Catholic Church, of which they saw the Anglican Church as part. Their eschatological belief informed how they understood the monumental upheaval of the English Civil War (ECW). For them, the Parliamentary forces in seeking to overthrow Charles I were actually participating in apocalyptic events. That is, the defeat of the King would bring about a new age, or millennium, which, for some, included Christ’s Second Coming. (This is what historians mean when they refer to Puritan millenarian beliefs.)

Before continuing on to explain how the FMs had to revise their apocalyptic predictions, I should contextualize this sect within the religious turbulence of 1640s/1650s England. Part of the motivation for the ECW was religious. As I mentioned in earlier posts, the Puritans wished to abolish the episcopacy, partly because they saw it as a leftover from the Catholic Church and also due to their desire for religious freedom. Once the Puritans essentially did get rid of the college of bishops, the floodgates were open for many different sects, or cults depending on your view, of Christianity to practice freely. Such groups as the Ranters, so called for their tendency to break out into spontaneous preaching; the Quakers, a derogatory term referring to the group’s habit of “quaking” during their services; and the Seekers, those who believed God’s will trumped human law and sought it through prayer, emerged into prominence. (Thomas Edwards actually published a tract, Gangreana [1646], cataloguing all of the different sects that sprung up during this period. Edwards’ thesis is that these sects were the result of the confusion of the war.)

So back to the FMs. So how did they deal with the fact that Christ’s kingdom didn’t follow the beheading of Charles I? Well, they went back and reinterpreted the Bible to see where they went wrong. And surprise, surprise, they found “new” evidence that they had overlooked before.  In Daniel 7: 2-8 there is described a little horn growing out of the fourth. This “little horn” turned out to be none other than Oliver Cromwell. (While prominent FMs, like John Simpsons and John Rogers, would denounce the Lord Protector, it was Anna Trapnell, a prophetess who gained notoriety during the 1640s/50s, who first identified Cromwell as the “little horn.”) Andrew Marvell derides the FMs denunciation of Cromwell in his poem “The First Anniversary.” Marvell describes how the FMs are waiting for Cromwell’s reign to crumble so that their “new king the fifth scepter might shake.”(ln. 263) (Interestingly, Marvell equates the tendency of members of these radical Christian sects to “fall” during their services to the Prophet Mahomet’s epilepsy, saying that Simpson would read volumes into his “sacred foam.”)

Incredibly, Cromwell showed a remarkable, for him at least, amount of tolerance towards the FMs. He did include 12 FMs in his “Bare Bones” Parliament. Also, Cromwell partly shared their millenarian beliefs. For example, Cromwell initiated actions during the Interregnum to allow Jews to be legally permitted back into England. (They had been expelled formally in 1290 under Edward I.) Cromwell, however, did so due to the belief that the conversion of the Jews would be one of the events that would lead to the end of days. In this way, Cromwell anticipated the support for the country of Israel by some modern day Christian sects who likewise see the conversion of the Jews as part of the Apocalypse.

So to wrap things up for this week, we can see Harold Camping as participating in the long line of eschatological prophets who have overlooked one of the most important passages in the Bible: “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in Heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” (Matthew 24:36)

Works Referred to

Bennet, Martyn. The Civil Wars in Britain and Ireland: 1638-1651 (Oxford: Blackwell, 1997)

The Cambridge Companion to Writing the English Revolution. ed. N.H.Keeble (New York: Cambridge University Press, 2001)

Purkiss, Diane. The English Civil War: Papists, Gentlewomen, Soldiers, and Witchfinders in the Birth of Modern Britain (New York: Basic Books, 2006)

Fraser, Antonia. Cromwell. (New York: Grover Press, 1973)

Oliver Cromwell, Home Brewer

 

For those who might not know, May 16th through May 22nd marks American Craft Brew Week.  So definitely go out and have a pint of your favorite non-macro brew, i.e. any beer that does not have a TV commercial spot running nationally. Personally, I am going to find a Rogue Shakespeare Stout, even though this is not the season for it at all. Or, if possible, I will enjoy a Victory Hop Devil IPA.

I actually came to the craft beer world in a roundabout way. My wife is a sales rep for a large Mid-Western alcohol distributor and a beer enthusiast/blogger. (Not to shill too much, but I highly recommend checking out her blog kimandtonic.com.) While we were still dating, she told me that I passed her initial test by not ordering what she terms “yellow fizzy water” when we went to the bar. I can honestly claim that I married into a beer family. Not only does my wife have a near encyclopedic knowledge of all things beer (she can explain the difference between the IBU and ABV of a beer), but my father-in-law is a home brewer. Currently he has a home brewed bourbon porter on tap that is excellent.

So in keeping with the theme of this blog, tying what is happening today to some aspect of Renaissance England, I am devoting this post to the 17th century’s most controversial brewer, Oliver Cromwell. Yes, a little known fact about the Lord Protector is that he came from a family of brewers.

In her in-depth tome of a biography of Cromwell, Antonia Fraser briefly touches on Cromwell’s brewing activities and how it became a source of satire for his critics. As Dame Fraser tells it, Cromwell’s father, Robert, certainly enjoyed the use of his brew-house and most likely the family kept up the practice. (It should be noted that beer was the most consumed beverage, even above water. This is not due to a high rate of alcoholism but since water was not purified as it is today. In a way, brewing was a means of purification.) At any rate, Cromwell’s detractors used the term “brewer” as an insult, remarking on his common background. Fraser cites a poem, entitled “The Protecting Brewer” that picks up this theme used to attack Cromwell: 

A brewer may be as bold as Hector

When as he had drunk his cup of nectar

And as a brewer may be a Lord Protector

As nobody can deny.

Now historians/biographers are divided on how to understand Oliver Cromwell. On the one hand, there is the picture of probably one of the greatest military leaders that England has ever had, and one of his greatest contributions to the modern military was the New Model Army. In 1645 the Parliamentary forces were losing the English Civil war to the Royalist army. It was thought, particularly by Cromwell, that Parliamentarians’ failure in the battle field was due to the fact that MPs could actually serve as army officers. As he stated to Parliament: “I do conceive if the Army be put into another method, and the War more vigorously prosecuted, the People can bear the War no longer, and will enforce you to dishonorable peace.” For Cromwell, there was a conflict of interest between those in Parliament who wished to prolong the war and those in the army who wanted a swift victory. So out of this controversy came the Self-Denying Ordinance, which prohibited any MPs from serving as army commanders. In addition, this legislation allowed for the formation of a new type of army, one that would be better disciplined, drilled, and paid. Most importantly, though, this new army stressed uniformity. Prior, English armies had been a hodge-podge of armed militias from various parts of the country, and often local affiliation trumped national identity. The New Model Army stressed uniformity, having its members dress in the same uniform, the red coat being the predominant feature of the attire. (This is where the nickname ”Red Coats” came for the British Army.) At any rate, Cromwell served as the Lieutant-General of the cavalry. At the battle of Naseby on June 13th 1645 the New Model Army proved its mettle, delivering a disastrous blow to Charles I’s forces.

                                                                                (This battle became the decisive turning point in the war.)

While a great military leader, Cromwell proved to be impatient with due political process. Having defeated Charles I in the first part of the English Civil War, the army was once again growing restless with Parliament. Here’s what happened: in 1646, Charles I had been captured by Parliamentary forces. For the next three years he would be imprisoned, during which time he nearly escaped once, was moved to the Isle of Wight (pronounced “wait”), and held secret correspondence with the Scots. Many army officers wanted a speedier resolution to the matter, so in 1648, Col. Thomas Pride staged essentially a military coup d’état and purged Parliament of those unwilling to move forward with actions against the King, all done under the approval of Henry Ireton (Cromwell’s son-in-law) and Cromwell himself. This would not be the last time that Cromwell would use the military to exert his will on Parliament when they did not move fast enough for him. In 1653 he would actually force out of Westminster those MPs who still remained from Pride’s Purge (these MPs made up what is known as the Rump Parliament), telling them they had sat too long. To give the pretense of a representative form of government, Cromwell formed the “Bare Bones” Parliament, essentially his cronies.  In this year, Cromwell took the title of Lord Protector, which was the name for the position of the one who governed in the monarch’s stead when s/he was not of age. Historians and biographers debate whether this is evidence of his own ambitions to be king.

 (Here’s a clip from Cromwell (1970) starring Richard Harris as Cromwell and Alec Guinness as Charles I. In the scene Cromwell forcibly expells the Rump Parliament. The movie, in my opinion, paints way too favorable of a picture of Cromwell as the reluctant savior of his country.) 

The last thing I want to discuss is Cromwell’s massacring of the Irish at Drogheda and Wexford in September and October 1649.  Back in 1641, there was an Irish uprising against the English plantation owners. (What a surprise, when you systematically push people of their homeland they don’t take it well.) Anyway, the reports of the uprising where greatly exaggerated in England – the Irish rebels were said to have killed pregnant women and put English babies on pikes!

(Here’s a woodcut of the uprising depicting what the English public thought happened.)

Well, when Cromwell had the opportunity to take the army over to Ireland to suppress the rebellion, he was merciless. In taking Drogheda, his men killed soldier and civilian alike. (The total death count is estimated between 2,000 to 4,000.) As the Parliamentary army progressed southward, Cromwell would continue his tactic of frightening other pockets of Irish resistance by not preventing his men from savagely killing around one thousand five hundred Irish at Wexford. Some reports, Irish and English, remark that women were not spared either. (See Fraser, 345 and Martyn Bennett’s The Civil War in Britain and Ireland, 1638-1651, 330)

As you might tell, my own opinion of Cromwell is rather condemnatory. His government was essentially a military dictatorship. In his rule was combined the lethal ingredients of military impatience, religious ideology, and personal ambition. I think I will leave you with Monty Python’s song to Oliver Cromwell. The Pythons capture the enigmatic quality of the Lord Protector, particularly when they mention how the only sound you could hear after Charles I is beheaded is the “solitary giggle from Oliver Cromwell, Lord Protector.”

Let’s go a-Maying with Robert Herrick

I love May! April may be the “crulest month of the year” (Thank you, Mr. Eliot), but May rocks. May is the month of outdoor festivals, corn dogs, funnel cake, and gin-and-tonics. I say good-bye to my students, turn in my grades, and go sit out on the porch of some bar. I love May! I start thinking again about planting herbs and tomatoes but never actually follow through with it. Living in Kansas, I am always hoping for a truly epic late afternoon thunderstorm. May is about grilling! Forget the hot dogs. I marinade meats for days in sauces that I looked up on epicurious.com. (Tuesday night’s dinner was pork kebabs in a molasses-serrano chile marinade.)

So diving back down into and swmming through all of my books in storage, I tried to find something that would speak to my May craze. I came across my copy of the Norton Anthony of English Literature: 16th Century and early 17th Century.  So paging through it, I thought I’d dedicated this post to another May-enthusiast, Robert Herrick.

Most people remember him for his carpe diem poem, “To the Virgins, to Make Much of Time.” (Here’s the most famous reading of the poem from Dead Poets Society BTW, Keating gives a complete misreading of it.) Despite being an Anglican priest, he wrote about giving up drinking and then falling back off the wagon (“His Farewell to Sack,” “The Welcome to Sack”), gawking at a woman from behind (“Upon Julia’s Clothes”), and wet dreams (“The Vine”).  However, his poem that is most on my mind right now is “Corinna’s Gone A-Maying.”  What Herrick describes is not a group of children dancing around the Maypole.

Herrick writes about something more akin to Burning Man.

 Rather Herrick depicts a pagan fertility rite, so to speak. The poem opens with the speaker telling Corinna to wake less she miss the May Day festivities. Herrick goes on to recount a world in which the line between nature and civilization is blurred: Corinna should forget finding jewels for her gown or hair since the forest will deck her out in leaves (lines 17-20); the fields will turn into streets and streets into parks (line 30); and branches of trees will decorate every porch.  Just as Corinna’s village appears to return to a more natural state, so do the inhabitants.

     Many a green gown has been given,

    Many a kiss, both odd and even;

    Many a glance, too, has been sent

    From out the eye, love’s firmament;

Many a jest told of the keys betraying

This night, and locks picked; yet we’re not a-Maying.

Corrina gets her green dress from rolling in grass amorously with a young lover. “Odds and evens” was a kissing game, kind of like blind man’s bluff or our modern equivalent of spin-the-bottle. The “keys betraying locks” suggest people sneaking into each other’s rooms at night. So when the speaker urges Corinna to come out and “go a-Maying,” he is really expressing his own impatience to join in this orgiastic festival.

Don’t think that the poem was simply just about a priest getting a young girl out for quicky to celebrate May. You have to understand that Herrick was living through an incredibly turbulent period in English history. He was a cavalier, a person who drank, had random sex, led a hedonistic life, and wrote poetry celebrating all of it.

 However, being a cavalier was a political choice in a way. In the first few decades of the 16th century, the Puritans were gaining more power. Now, as I mentioned in an earlier post, the Puritans wanted to purify the English Church, hence get rid of anything that was not strictly mentioned in the Bible. While they had their sights mostly on the institution of bishops, there were other parts of English culture they wanted to get rid of, particularly the May festivals. (The May Festivals had been a significant aspect of English village culture. In 1617, James I’s government issued the Declaration of Sports, that listed May games as the activities that were permitted on Holy Days. His son Charles I reissued it in 1633. Some saw it as a way for Charles to gain control over those Puritan preachers, who resisted his attempts to stress uniformity within the Anglican Church.)Parliament, mainly controlled by the Puritan factions, actually banned May festivals and Christmas in 1644. Yes, the Puritans cancelled Christmas!

     

 (Their primary reasoning was two-fold: Christmas has the word “mass” in it [hence, Catholic] and it really is not in the Bible but is pagan at its roots, which it is.) Okay, back to Herrick. Well, in writing a poem celebrating a pagan fertility rite, especially what was endorsed by the Episcopal Church, Herrick was participating in a larger social, political, religious fight. Who knew that drinking and living a lascivious life could be so meaningful?